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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

I was at Target today and I was stroking the cover of Supernatural for no reason and a lady who worked there walked up to me

  • Person:

    so you like Supernatural?

  • Me:

    I LOVE Supernatural.

  • Person:

    no one loves it as much as me.

  • Me:

    I'm sorry, it sounded like you just challenged my loyalty to a fandom. Wanna repeat that?

  • Person:

    Well, how do you kill a vampire? Stake to the heart or silver?

  • Me:

    neither. You cut their head off.

  • Person:

    *arms start flailing and she hugs me*

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