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omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

I’ve given up caring how many times I reblog this.

(Source: funkes)

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jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

I love Jim Carrey so much.

  • child I am babysitting:

    How do you get grownup teeth?

  • me:

    You lose your baby teeth

  • child I am babysitting:

    they fall out!?

  • me:

    they fall out

  • child I am babysitting:

    do you still have your baby eyes?

  • me:

  • child I am babysitting:

    or did they fall out

  • me:

  • me:

  • me:

    you keep the same eyes all your life

  • child I am babysitting:

    *touches eyes* whoa

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